Dear Sir/Madam/Transmogrified Devil
This letter is in regards to my experience at the Ultek Transmogrified Therapy Center in Burbank.
After completing your paperwork and providing a picture of my wife, I was ushered into a room containing a child. I spent twenty minutes in silence before a staff member apologetically entered, informing me I was in the wrong room.
Chirping happily, the child melted into a heap before turning into an optimistically beaming version of my dead wife.
I don’t know how healing works on your planet, but watching my wife form from a melted child is not therapeutic.
I demand a refund.