Some days are hard when you’re alone. The good news is you don’t have to be alone anymore.
Side effects of dating Sarah include attending Shakespeare plays, feelings, terribly awkward meetings with her overprotective father as he cleans his shotguns, and getting off the couch to actually do things.
Additional side effects include Sarah’s obsessive ex-boyfriend who somehow maintains a healthy relationship with her despite making her life a living hell. You’ll have to destroy him.
Sarah may increase bleeding risk if you mistakenly cross her.
Sarah is not for everyone, but I think she’s right for you.