The Stew



We are nearly done Just add a pinch of salt.

What do you mean a pinch?

Look it’s not that hard just pinch a bit of salt and NOOOO!

It was a pinch

That was a dash, the stew is ruined. You will never win the affections of Charlie with a salty stew. Maybe there is time for takeout, yes the way to his heart goes right through Ping’s authentic Asian cuisine. Hopefully the two for ten side orders will be enough to end our curse and set us free.

What curse? There’s no curse. You pay rent. By the way cable is due.

The nether region calls us back Sara, the twisting hands of the dead clasp at us.

Get your checkbook so that you can pay the Goddamn cable bill.



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