Taken from Earth concert in moment of auditory distraction, one particle destabilization ray. Appearing in the disguise of an HP-10C calculator, it is unwise to use the device for traditional mathematical functions.
This item is extremely dangerous in untrained hands. Using the square root key may lead to the creation of particle level black holes that may potentially destabilize your planet’s rotation and spell certain doom for the majority of the species on your planet.
If found, point sixth finger directly upward and hum gently into the sky. Rewards for retrieval before inadvertent destruction includes intergalactic wonders unseen by man.