Memo At The Bridgeport Retirement Home

The staff and faculty would like to address several events that have recently occurred. We understand completely that retirement comes with certain periods of inaction. We remind you that during the week the staff holds various project periods.

These include sewing classes, various no bake pastry classes and Ms. Webber’s collage class which is looking for donations of old unneeded magazines.

We ask that you refrain from catcalling the landscapers as we have received several complaints on their behalf. They are human beings not objects of your fading, but obviously still present sexual appetite.

Sincerely,

Anna Parsons

Director of Operations

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